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Sweet Transvestite

from One Short Ride by The Longest Hall

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lyrics

How do you do, I
see you've met my
faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because,
when you knocked,
he thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.

I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual, Transylvania.

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry. (right!)
We'll just say where we are, then go fuck in the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Well, you got caught with a flat, how bout' that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual, Transylvania.

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan,
and he's good for relieving my tension.

I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual, Transylvania.
Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
from transsexual, Transylvania.

So, come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici-






































































Wait for it!



































































































-Pation.

But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause,
but not the symptom.

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from One Short Ride, released October 29, 2021
Composed by: Richard O' Brien, Richard Hartley
Lyrics by: Richard O' Brien

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The Longest Hall Tavares, Florida

The Longest Hall consists of brothers Zac, Adam, and Dan Hall.

Their debut album, Don't Panic! is a 13 track collection of tunes dating as far back as 10 years in the brothers' history playing together.

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